MarchOfRobots 2021

samurai bot. its processor can support up to 3 unique swordsman AI via ports located in each arm.

katana bots *each sold separately, batteries not included

ronin bot. the AI forcefully uninstalled their honor protocol in order to “get down to business.”

bandit bot. your blockchain is missing a spot

yin yang bot. clean energy generator fueled by a dirty ocean.

jump bot. jumps (a lot.)

jumpman bot. thought I’d one-up my jump bot (no pun intended) and subconsciously stole a decent portion of the hat/helmet design from Jake Parker ‘s mega mario

lance-bot boss series 2

bomb bot. deploy for a one-time use only, results may vary.

tanning bed/cryostasis bot, dual functionality (built off the existing tech from the now defunct bed and oasis bots.)

Storm Man “these aren’t the reploids you’re looking for.”

Vaderman “I find your lack of power ups disturbing.”

Dr. Emperor “And now, young player 1... you will die.”

fencer bot

ground delivery bot. also currently ranked in the top 200 of the underground bot racing circuit.

hot chocolate bot. basically a self portrait. and that’s my actual hot chocolate mug (a mug portrait? 🤔)

lance-bot series 5

arcane bot 7

arcane bot 8

arcane bot 9

block bot. you ever wonder how those blocks get there in the first place? is there some deep lore I’m missing here? (I know the toads thing, but the actual placement?)

hollow bot

Blam bot, bazooka series

D20 bot. roll for initiative

sad bot sad protocol persists, but that does not mean sad protocol is invalid.

clown bot. nephew’s build specs: a white robot with crazy hair and pizza feet that jumps

buddy bot

MET2-D2 "MET2 says the chances of survival are 725... to one"

butler bot. also has galactic hunter registration up to date if you’re ever running low on credits.

algorithm bot is manifest when a meat bot sacrifices its own central organ for an artificial one in pursuit of inconsequential metrics.

big bot. the construction and maintenance devastates world economies, but in return... it big.